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"All right lads, who just made the Short joke?" |
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God knows we've all died AT LEAST once due to the incompetence of the various guards all over Norrath. I'm sure that, like me, you've wondered why the **** they just stood there and did not help. Well, maybe the following will shed some light on this issue.
Guard Joe: "Hey Bob, maybe we should
help those newbies in dangers, eh?"
Guard Bob: "What for? Those mobs
con green to us... It's not my job to powerlevel newbies, dude."u
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Guard Joe: "Hey Bob, you hear anything
strange lately?"
Guard Bob: "Errr.... Nope."
Guard Joe: "ok... Must've been the
wind. Could've sworn it was the sound of newbies being cut to shreds, though."
Guard Bob: "Can't hear shit in those
damn helmets."
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Guard Joe: "Is our coffee break over
yet?"
Guard Bob: "Nope... couple more
minutes."
Guard Joe: "Cool."
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Guard Joe: "This '/ignore all' command
is really cool! Thanks for showing it to me"
Guard Bob: "he he... np, man"
Guard Joe: "I said I love the command
you showed me!!"
Guard Bob: "yeah I know, you just
told me."
Guard Joe: "ARE YOU DEAF DAMMIT,
I JUST GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT! YOU COULD AT LEAST ANSWER, YOU DAMNED ARROGANT
BASTARD!"
Guard Bob: "*sigh* why did they
put me on the same spot as that moron?..."
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Guard Joe: "Hey man, last time I
tried to help one of those guys he yelled at me for kill stealing."
Guard Bob: "Yeah.. I'm not falling
for that one again."
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Guard Joe: "Hey Bob, I think we should
ask a_highland_lion03 more money in his next bribe."
Guard Bob: "Yeah, it's hard to buy
phat l3wt with ruined cat pelts..."
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Guard Joe: "ok, I'm back from afk...
Bob, you there? Holy shit! Look at all those dead newbies! ROFL!"
Guard Bob: "back from the bathroom...
look at that! hehehe !!!"
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/who guard
[15 Guard] Melthorn <Guards of
Qeynos>
[15 Guard] Galanos <Guards of
Qeynos>
[25 Guard] Captain_Raktar <Guards
of Qeynos>
<Linkdead> [15 Guard] Bob <Guards
of Qeynos>
<Linkdead> [15 Guard] Joe <Guards
of Qeynos>
[20 Guard] Norgal <Guards of
Qeynos>
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There are 6 guards in North Karana
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Guard Joe: "Man, I really hate the
letter "a" !!! Death to all those who approach me pronouncing the letter
"a" !!!!"
Guard Bob: "Down with those who
say "a" !!!!"
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Guard Joe: "Man, that was a scary
train!"
Guard Bob: "Yeah, I think a_hill_giant02
and a_griffin00 are still mad we beat them at poker last week."
Guard Joe: "I hope no newbies came
to the tower looking for help while we were gone..."
Guard Bob: "DOH!!!"
Guard Joe: "Damn, if the captain
hears about this, we can kiss our bonus goodbye."
Guard Bob: "Right. Get the shovel.
Let's bury those in the back next to the all others."
Guard Joe: "What if they come back
looking for their corpses?"
Guard Bob: "What do you think /petition
is for, dude?"
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Guard Joe: "When are they going to
learn to say, "please"?"
Guard Bob: "I know. Newbies are
so rude these days. They have to learn the hard way."
Guard Joe: "It's "tough love"."
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Guard Joe: "Hey Bob, I read the script
again and I think we screwed up."
Guard Bob: "What?... How?"
Guard Joe: "We're not part of the
corrupt guards... We were supposed to help those newbies all along..."
Guard Bob: "DOH !!!"
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